Don’t let the “looming” zombie apocalypse destroy your dating game.
When the walking dead begin roaming across America, hook up with the zomBAE of your life via the #ZombiePersonalAds hashtag on Twitter.
Tonight's @HashNight is #ZombiePersonalAds powered by @HashtagRoundup and @TheHashtagGame pic.twitter.com/lxQMtSU9O9
— jen marie (@aslowriot) April 13, 2017
You never know, you may discover the drop dead gorgeous living corpse of your terrifying dreams.
Check out some of the best personal ads we’ve seen so far:
I have good taste in people. #ZombiePersonalAds
— Warrentee (@SideOfHashTags) April 13, 2017
Refuses to date Trump supporters. They taste terrible. #ZombiePersonalAds
— ♜Kali Baucom-Gage 🚑 (@GrobaniteKMG365) April 13, 2017
What do I look for in a woman? Brains. #ZombiePersonalAds
— Ste O Brien (@astroleg77) April 13, 2017
Looking for a roommate for 28 days. #ZombiePersonalAds pic.twitter.com/ZILJ85q6Tn
— Cameron Grant (@coolcam101) April 13, 2017
#ZombiePersonalAds I voted for Trump. Missing frontal cortex, looking 4 same. Also, I love long staggering walks on the beach. No vegans
— Marcus C. Beaubier (@MarcusBeaubier) April 13, 2017
I like slow, staggering walks on beaches and moaning loudly about brains.
— Eric Schmeric (@HepatitisAtoZ) April 13, 2017
#ZombiePersonalAds
Looking for casual relationship and conversation.
— Brian Kachadurian (@toolguybak) April 13, 2017
Let's meet at the mall food court.#ZombiePersonalAds @HashNight pic.twitter.com/yJ3pXWgN8j
#ZombiePersonalAds
— Seth (@sethshaffer) April 13, 2017
Likes bagels, long walka on the beach, and eating brains, look me up on eatfacebook
Ar'aa'nng'rrr'aab'alth'aahhr... Serious inquires only. #ZombiePersonalAds pic.twitter.com/vD8nBkdPnx
— Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) April 13, 2017
#ZombiePersonalAds
— Derrick Johnson (@DerrickJ451) April 13, 2017
Not to brag, but that song by The Cranberries is about me 😏
I'm looking for someone with a good brain 😋#ZombiePersonalAds pic.twitter.com/1QPFrccCG1
— Andy Reinhardt (@AMR736) April 13, 2017
#ZombiePersonalAds seeking someone with a good scent of humans
— Andrew (@_A_n_d_r_e_w_s) April 13, 2017
#ZombiePersonalAds I live a very active lifestyle and enjoy fresh organic food 😋 pic.twitter.com/vjguvECEMK
— Ms. Sin (@babydollrazor) April 13, 2017
#ZombiePersonalAds
— Edward J Thomas (@UnknownWr1ter) April 13, 2017
I will love you to pieces.
I come alive in the night...#ZombiePersonalAds
— Zarrar SalaHoudini ♎ (@ZarrarSalahPTI) April 13, 2017
#ZombiePersonalAds
— Sandy Chennault (@JessandJensmom) April 13, 2017
Searching for anyone with half a brain
Looks don't matter, I'm all about a brainy chick #ZombiePersonalAds
— Calico-co Chanel (@Calico_coChanel) April 13, 2017
Looking for some bodies to sediment
— ♨Tony Secrest♨ (@Tony_Secrest) April 13, 2017
Down with.#ZombiePersonalAds@aslowriot
I'm dead serious about my goals in life...#ZombiePersonalAds
— Zarrar SalaHoudini ♎ (@ZarrarSalahPTI) April 13, 2017
#ZombiePersonalAds do you come to this graveyard often?
— ghost @lvgambler123 (@SmashtagEric) April 13, 2017
I prefer brains over beauty.#ZombiePersonalAds
— Impersonal Jesus (@randomangrymale) April 13, 2017
I'm literally drop dead gorgeous. #ZombiePersonalAds
— Jessica Wilder (@JessicaNexus) April 13, 2017
Tone deaf musician seeks untalented actors for egregious Halloween remake. #ZombiePersonalAds
— Collin Murr (@CollinMurr) April 13, 2017
Turn ons: Graaahhrrrr
— Richard Jeter (@MilesToGo13) April 13, 2017
Turn offs: MRRRAAAAGGRRRR#ZombiePersonalAds
Me: want brains
— Carol (@aka_tahto) April 13, 2017
You: have brains #ZombiePersonalAds
Alive Human seeking brainy lady for dinner....and maybe a movie.#ZombiePersonalAds
— Rad Wolf MacAwesome (@RadMacawesome) April 13, 2017
I'm looking for my zombae#ZombiePersonalAds
— LLcoolJ (@mitsugishi315) April 13, 2017
I love brains.
— Feral Urkel (@twitsnotnice) April 13, 2017
...so no Trump supporters
#ZombiePersonalAds
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