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| Edited By: Sajid Khan |Source: DNA |Updated: Nov 08, 2017, 06:10 AM IST
O Miss, De De Kiss, Aaya Hai ‘86! Remember this Govinda-Neelam superhit song from Love 86? So it’s safe to assume that at least till 1986, the kiss, smooch, chumma were the decent ways for a couple to start the process of consummating their relationship. So, the puppee had more value than just being a kutte ka pilla. Even when lives were saved during mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, it was nicknamed the kiss of life. So where has the kiss gone? I have met so many people who confess that they don’t kiss or smooch their spouses mid-coitus. Why just them, I’ve also met teenagers who tell me kissing is passé, they prefer foreplay instead. One of them even went to the extent of telling me that he has an aversion to slight bad breath. That means that on a dinner date, he will not kiss. In the morning, he will not kiss, during a movie, he won’t kiss. The only time he will kiss is when his partner has just brushed but even then, it has to be a specific toothpaste only. For him, the right song is not Jumma Chumma De De, but Zeher Hai Ke Pyaar Hai Tera Chumma.
Today, porn has taken over. Whether you believe it or not, or choose to ignore it, the fact is that porn is easily available. The average smartphone user accesses free porn every day. And pornstars follow Julia Robert in Pretty Woman’s first rule — I’ll do everything, except kiss. So when you watch porn (which you do) the next time, please notice the absence of kissing. I guess that is the way an entire generation is thinking now. After all, kissing signifies love and romance. And quite honestly, who has time for that, right? It’s all about sex and a good time. Or about a good time leading to sex!
So, if you are in a relationship or about to begin one, or perhaps end one, try kissing. It’s not just about the exchange of saliva, but it’s the unison of two people as one, in purity. Try dropping the bang-bang from the kiss-kiss. And you’ll see that not only will your sex life improve, but also the trust factor. And that my friends is the key to happiness. Couples who kiss a lot never fight a lot.
