Reported By:| Edited By: Prashant Hingorani |Source: DNA |Updated: Feb 21, 2017, 08:15 AM IST
- You decided to create your own long weekend away from Mumbai by skipping work on Monday.
- You thought it was the weekend and were too hungover from partying the night before or were just feeling lazy to step out of the house.
- You lied to your family or spouse that you were going out to vote but used the time to go see your boyfriend/girlfriend and ink yourself.
- You were not aware that elections were being held in which case you should really go stay on another island, only this time make sure it’s deserted.
- Contrary to other days when you believe that the world revolves around you, you decided that your vote really does not count.
(The author is a bored Mumbai bachelor. 5 Point Something is all in good fun and not meant to cause offence. He tweets @prathingorani)