The Texans crashed out of the playoffs due in large part to another woeful performance by QB Brock Osweiler. He threw three interceptions in the 34-16 loss in New England. Twitter, as it’s wont to do after a performance like this, threw a good ol’ fashion roast at Osweiler’s expense. Here are the best jokes…
"I don't know whose fault that is, looked like it was Brock Osweiler's." – Phil Simms, with his quote for the cover of the Texans' yearbook.
— Chris Burke (@ChrisBurke_SI) January 15, 2017
Brock Osweiler is a special kind of inaccurate pic.twitter.com/6Qz7lp5IqD
— Will Brinson (@WillBrinson) January 15, 2017
Breaking news: @HoustonTexans owner Robert McNair reflecting on his Brock Osweiler decision. #joker #PatriotsNation pic.twitter.com/AGMwS6kMVN
— Michael (@Michael_USA1) January 15, 2017
Tom Brady should've known that you can't get into an interception fight with Brock Osweiler and come out on top.
— Dan Szymborski (@DSzymborski) January 15, 2017
brock osweiler runs like the cabinet from beauty and the beast
— Jon Bois (@jon_bois) January 15, 2017
I think it is fitting that Brock Osweiler's initials are BO because he stinks. pic.twitter.com/cONt2oTjLQ
— Trenni Kusnierek (@trenni) January 15, 2017
"Who is: Brock Osweiler?"#JeopardySports #HOUvsNE pic.twitter.com/mPjaR7MYUQ
— Jeopardy! Sports (@JeopardySports) January 15, 2017
Every time Osweiler points to a linebacker, I imagine he's saying, "That guy! That's who I'm throwing it to."
— Robert Mays (@robertmays) January 15, 2017
My favorite Osweiler is when he winds all the way up…for a 5-yard pass
— Greg A. Bedard (@GregABedard) January 15, 2017
Texans fans: David Carr is the worst QB we've ever had
Brock Osweiler: Hold my beer
— Garhett Wyatt (@Garhett_W) January 15, 2017
Osweiler… It's Intercepted!: The Brock Osweiler Story
— Shea Serrano (@SheaSerrano) January 15, 2017
I don't want to overreact but Brock Osweiler should be in prison.
— Ben Natan (@TheBenNatan) January 15, 2017
I love how the announcers talk about Brock Osweiler
"If you can just gain 9 yards on first down, he can be successful"
— Big Cat (@BarstoolBigCat) January 15, 2017
I cal him Glock Osweiler because hes innacurate and not very high caliber
— PFTCommenter (@PFTCommenter) January 15, 2017
Brock Osweiler uses 100 percent of his arm strength on a checkdown to Lamar Miller and still bounces the pass https://t.co/UBDY0Veusb
— Patrick Daugherty (@RotoPat) January 15, 2017
Brock Osweiler makes everything look hard.
— Albert Breer (@AlbertBreer) January 15, 2017
[huddle]
BROCK: run two yards then turn around i'ma hit you with the ball
RECEIVER: brock it's 3rd & 6
B: trust me-scene-
-repeat 100x-— Shea Serrano (@SheaSerrano) January 15, 2017
TFW you realize your QB is Brock Osweiler pic.twitter.com/aqdpoJdEA3
— SB Nation GIF (@SBNationGIF) January 15, 2017
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