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Australia moved inexorably toward an emphatic victory in the first day-night Test against Pakistan on Saturday as the tourists battled to the close on day three in Brisbane with two wickets down and 420 runs short of victory

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Sat 17 Dec 2016 05.51 ESTFirst published on Fri 16 Dec 2016 21.30 EST
Steve Smith and Usman Khawaja have dominated Australia’s second innings and pushed Australia’s lead over Pakistan close to 500 in the first Test at the Gabba.
Steve Smith and Usman Khawaja have dominated Australia’s second innings and pushed Australia’s lead over Pakistan close to 500 in the first Test at the Gabba. Photograph: Bradley Kanaris/Getty Images
Steve Smith and Usman Khawaja have dominated Australia’s second innings and pushed Australia’s lead over Pakistan close to 500 in the first Test at the Gabba. Photograph: Bradley Kanaris/Getty Images

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Stumps Day Three: Pakistan 70-2 (Azhar 41, Younis 0)

Sam Perry
Sam Perry

And so ends day three of this first day-night fixture in Brisbane. Most of the day panned out as expected; Pakistan spent some time fighting and improved their score from paltry to mediocre. From there Australia scored quickly – moving at a clip of over 5 an over to set Pakistan 489 to win. There were however a few sub plots to note from the Australian’s innings – Steve Smith was at his belligerent best, racing to 63 from 70 deliveries via a number of shots that would have looked more at home in a video game than real life test cricket. They were brilliant to see. Usman Khawaja too consolidated his second innings credentials with 74, and Pete Handscomb bumped his average up with a quick 35 not out from 26 balls. Pakistan merely waited for the declaration.

Conversation will however centre on Nic Maddinson’s position, after Australia’s number six was dismissed cheaply yet again in the pursuit of quick runs. Should this particular failure count for less given the scant opportunity he had to impress? I’m guessing that he’ll benefit from his sides dominance and be afforded another opportunity.

For Pakistan, they’ll be encouraged by improved resilience in their second dig. It was the first time they’ve demonstrated an ability to both defend and counter the Australians, and despite the loss of two wickets, they should take some confidence from their batting display, finishing at 70-2. Azhar played with particular application, and he’ll be joined by the old war horse in Younis Khan tomorrow, when hostilities resume and Australia seeks to go one-nil up in the series. Although their second innings attack can look at times benign, Australia have given themselves so much time to dismiss Pakistan that we can safely say this is a matter of when, not if.

Until then, thanks for keeping me company tonight. As obscure as it was, I particularly enjoyed the conversation about fieldsmen forward of square. We’ll be back tomorrow to bring you the description – we look forward to you joining us then.

Cheers,

Sam

33rd over: Pakistan 70-2 (Azhar 41, Younis 0)

It’s Bird to deliver the last over, and Azhar manages it pretty easily. So much so that he puts a little exclamation point on proceedings with a fine drive down the ground to conclude the day. Warne to Basit Ali this was not.

Pakistan finish the day at 70-2, a far sight better than their performance with the bat for the large part of yesterday. Australia now have two days to take 8 wickets. They looked a little benign this evening, and will hope to threaten more tomorrow.

A day’s wrap to follow.

31st over: Pakistan 67-2 (Azhar 38, Younis 0)

Hazlewood to Khan. No run. A maiden. Really. Enough said.

In this, the penultimate over before the close of play - it would be remiss of me not to offer my own entry into the conversation about greatest forward of square fieldsman of all time. A disclaimer, I haven’t the breadth of cricket experience many of you, dear listeners, have. But this guy saved an enormous amount of runs inside the circle. He was the best ground fieldsman I have ever seen.

Australia’s Andrew Symonds looks on during the game against New Zealand Photograph: Adrian Dennis/AFP/Getty Images

30th over: Pakistan 67-2 (Azhar 38, Younis 0)

Lyon is surprisingly out of the attack, replaced by Bird. It’s a curious change, as Lyon was looking pretty likely and had an increasingly raucous Gabba crowd behind him. Quite often Smith reverts to pace in moments of attack. It seems to take quite a lot for Smith to fully trust in Lyon, but not much for him to be discarded. Bird bowls a deliberately full line and is hit thrice to the boundary with glorious off and cover drives.

29th over: Pakistan 55-2 (Azhar 26, Younis 0)

Younis is feeling for the ball outside off stump a little here, a ploy that is asking Hazlewood to a bowl straighter one to strike the pad. He misses a couple before Hazlewood fires one in at middle stump that has Younis quickly jamming his bat down on it. Hazlewood was pushing 140km there. It’s full-on survival mode. That’s not to be confused with Survivor mode; the mode adopted by former Queensland first class player Lee Carseldine recently during his stint on Australian Survivor.

28th over: Pakistan 55-2 (Azhar 26, Younis 0)

Repeated cries of ‘Nice Garry!’ and ‘Yes Garry!’ and ‘Like the look of that Garry!’ permeate my ears as Michael Clarke opines on the work of a spinner’s ‘subconscious’ when deciding upon their bowling lines. Azhar handles the over pretty comfortably.

More of Wade's great DRS chat. Nevill's quiet DRS presence was bringing the team down. #AusvPak

— Geoff Lemon Sport (@GeoffLemonSport) December 17, 2016

27th over: Pakistan 54-2 (Azhar 25, Younis 0)

It’s getting precarious for Pakistan. You sense this twenty-odd minute period will be as testing as any for both Azhar and especially Khan, who’s just arrived (at the crease, not his career). His movements are impressively exaggerated as he negotiates Hazlewood’s heavy ball.

20915 crowd for today. 70612 over the three days.

— Neroli Meadows (@Neroli_M_FOX) December 17, 2016

27th over: Pakistan 54-2 (Azhar 25, Younis 0)

The 39-year-old Younis arrives to the wicket and promptly adopts a different strategy to Lyon, coming well forward and smothering with bat well in front of pad. He sees out Lyon’s over.

22 minutes of play remain.

Wicket! Babar c Smith b Lyon 14 (Pakistan 54-2)

Lyon gets his man. He’d been probing some dangerous foot marks outside off stump, creating the two-minds necessary to induce the false stroke. Babar lunged forward and the ball caught his outside edge, landing in Smith’s hands for a regulation snare.

Steve Smith celebrates a successful catch to dismiss Babar Azam from a Nathan Lyon delivery. Photograph: Saeed Khan/AFP/Getty Images
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As the umpires contemplate a ball change, the players take a quick drink. Here’s a perspective on day-night cricket from Kandukuru, who’s emailed in:

“I was a sceptic, chiefly because there’s nothing in sport so tragic as a ground decked up with lights, but with only the proverbial two men and a dog watching. A bit like being all dressed up and nowhere to go.
But the crowds have come, and I’m a convert now. At dusk, both the Adelaide Oval and the ‘Gabba have looked spectacular on TV. The exaggerated swing under lights seems to add an extra dimension to the play, like the Fremantle doctor does to post-tea sessions at the WACA. It adds to one of cricket’s unique strengths, the outsized influence of both the overhead and underfoot conditions. Changing conditions also leave room for tactical innovations (Faf-style early declarations, for example) for enterprising/funky captains, as they come to grips to night Tests.
A bit more personally, Australian day-night Tests start at 8:30am here in India, rather than at an ungodly hour at dawn. So today, Saturday, I’ve been able to watch the whole day, while also lazily reading a book on my couch. I suspect English viewership of Australian Ashes Tests would go up for the same reason.”

26th over: Pakistan 54-1 (Azhar 25, Babar 14)

Smith takes out his third slip, moving him to mid wicket. This allows Hazlewood to straighten his line and attack the stumps. It results, as an attacking line usually does, in a few well-struck drives, but Azhar cannot beat the prowling Warner on a few occasions.

It goes without saying, but I’ll say it anyway - it’s a maiden.

25th over: Pakistan 54-1 (Azhar 25, Babar 14)

Lyon starting to make things happen as his field closes in. Smith appoints a leg slip to counter Azhar and Babar’s increasing reliance on a back foot policy to the Australian off spinner. Following the unsuccessful review, Lyon almost gets one through Babar and offers a half-shout.

Not out. To describe further, Lyon delivered one that spun sharply as Babar moved back and across attempting to flick the delivery fine. Wade was adamant, nobody else was. The technology revealed what they probably knew.

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Review! Wade appeals with the sort of ferocity he was picked for, though his colleagues don’t seem so confident. Smith asks for it reluctantly. Stand by.

24th over: Pakistan 50-1 (Azhar 25, Babar 10)

Aside from an elegant straight drive from Azhar to commence the over, the miserly Hazlewood just does what he does. Perhaps the Australians have not found themselves in such control of a match in times of late, but a general sense of impatience pervades the ground and the commentary. It only takes one mistake or one ball to misbehave.

23rd over: Pakistan 47-1 (Azhar 25, Babar 7)

Conversation continues here about the relatively defensive fields to Lyon. The doyen of all, Warne, cannot understand why there are so many boundary-riders when they’ve got so many runs on the board. I share his confusion. A couple of singles milked, and nothing much else.

22nd over: Pakistan 44-1 (Azhar 24, Babar 5)

Josh Hazlewood returns for the Australians, hitting his stride immediately. The crowd allows itself a brief roar as their man, Garry, makes a fine save at point to prevent a couple of runs.

Speaking of wonderful ground fielding, here’s another brilliant homage to Derek Randall, from Robert:

“Dear Sam,

I’m old enough to have just caught the end of Derek Randall’s career when I was a nipper. Never saw him at mid-off but caught plenty of his ludicrously brilliant feats at cover. He was a game-changer (proven in the way every great fielder in the game immediately started copying his MO). It helped that he loved every minute of it, just for its physical pleasure, its mere joy and didn’t see much difference between a breathtaking catch and a startling prevention of a single run. His fluid grace and completely unexpected athleticism felt like an evolutionary leap. His running pick-up, 180 swivel and return throw in one single inimitable movement has never been bettered. And all while looking like a particularly amiable tramp. Top lad.”

Cheers Robert. My Dad talks about Derek Randall a bunch. Clearly I need to feast on some more highlights.

21st over: Pakistan 44-1 (Azhar 24, Babar 5)

Azhar and Babar are happy to play Lyon from the back foot here, picking up a two and a couple of singles for their efforts. Smith has a few fieldsmen out on the boundary for Lyon, slightly perplexing given the match situation. Perhaps he’s allowing Lyon the chance to settle in to his spell.

20th over: Pakistan 38-1 (Azhar 21, Babar 2)

Starc starts with a half volley outside off stump. Ali’s crisp off drive is athletically saved by Warner, who’s made his presence felt in the field this innings. Later on Starc shortens up his opponent with one that climbs to Ali’s grille before the splice of his bat intervenes.

Speaking of superior forward of square fielding, here’s some more Derek Randall love:

Derek Randall

19th over: Pakistan 36-1 (Azhar 19, Babar 2)

It’s time for Garry, and the crowd will tell you. He’s immediately extracting significant purchase from the wicket, which will encourage the Australians immensely. His flat deliveries seem to be eliciting greater spin - and it’s not slow turn, either. Handscomb awaits under the lid.

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18th over: Pakistan 34-1 (Azhar 18, Babar 1)

Starc continues here, as does the lull the game has entered. Australia understandably are patiently awaiting a mistake and a nick, Pakistan are simply surviving. Another maiden ensues.

An excellent contribution from Kandukuru Nagarjun on the ‘forward of square’ fielding conversation.

“How about Clive Lloyd, nicknamed SuperCat by Arlott because of the way he prowled the covers? Or Viv Richards, who ran a million people out in the ‘75 World Cup final from cover point and elsewhere in the outfield?

From that West Indies vintage, Roger Harper, sometimes described as the greatest all-round fieldsman ever? Or little Gus Logie, who pulled off many blinders in such positions?”

Brilliant offering Kandukuru, enough for me to want to stress that my entry is by no means meant to be understood as the best one!

17th over: Pakistan 34-1 (Azhar 18, Babar 1)

Bird is hovering around the late-120s mark, wobbling the ball on his requisite tight line. A good single to Ali stands out amongst other dot balls.

Earlier in the over a near mix-up has Warner shying at the stumps, and reverting to type by missing (possibly harsh there). He gives it a fair old heave though, it’d take some stopping.

Finally a taker on the ‘best forward of square fieldsman of all time’ vote. Zvon @LLBoban on Twitter writes: “I nominated Derek Randall but mistakenly sent it to Russell Jackson who will be confused when he wakes up and checks twitter.”

Cheers Zvon, here’s a pic of the great man.

That’s drinks. Pakistan would be reasonably happy to finish at one down there, I’d say.

Australia v England, Centenary Test, Melbourne, Mar 1976-77 Photograph: Patrick Eagar/Patrick Eagar via Getty Images

16th over: Pakistan 33-1 (Azhar 17, Babar 1)

Wahey! Babar gets one through the off side and Pakistan have a run. After a few overs of nothingness, a restlessness has settled over the crowd. Starc inserts a leg-slip for Ali - I’d love to see that come into play...not so much for a fended catch, but for a full-blooded flick to fly to the fieldsman. That would come at greater velocity than an edge, I’d wager.

15th over: Pakistan 31-1 (Azhar 16, Babar 0)

It’s fairly ‘village’, as they say, to audibly count the dot-balls but 21 have now passed as Bird delivers another maiden. The over is notable for a moment where Bird’s towel falls out of his pants in his delivery stride. Ali is momentarily distracted and offers a limp waft of his bat to the ball before motioning the distraction to Bird. I don’t think Bird cared. In fact I think Bird may have lipped him for his troubles. Come on Aussie, I guess.

14th over: Pakistan 31-1 (Azhar 16, Babar 0)

Back-to-back maidens for the Australians. Channel 9 has picked up an anomaly in Starc’s run-up. Whereas he normally lands his front foot right at the tip of the bowling crease, he is a fair way behind it here. The upshot? Slightly decreased pace and rhythm - probably enough to make his offerings fractionally easier for the Pakistan batsmen.

No takers on the greatest cover / mid-off fieldsmen of all time, I take it? An obscure question, I know.

Mitchell Starc takes aim at the Gabba. Photograph: Dave Hunt/AAP
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13th over: Pakistan 31-1 (Azhar 16, Babar 0)

Azhar moves back into a pretty defensive posture - no doubt in response to the loss of a wicket. Bird is happy to probe that fourth stump line. The over ends in a draw - a relatively untroubled maiden.

There’s something about Renshaw, isn’t there? It’s hard to escape the thought that he’s enjoyed a pretty charmed commencement to his Test career. He rode criticism of his slow-scoring against South Africa, but aside from that has looked pretty comfortable at this level. Being able to take excellent grabs at first slip no doubt increases his gravitas too.

12th over: Pakistan 31-1 (Azhar 16, Babar 0)

Starc, previously lacking penetration, gets Australia away in this innings with one that Sami probably should have left. Further replays confirm that the ball was of pretty good length, and that Sami didn’t appear committed to the stroke in the way the ball necessitated.

In other news Renshaw, who took the catch, has a pretty infectious smile, doesn’t he?

Wicket! Sami c Renshaw b Starc 15 (Pakistan 31-1)

Starc is reintroduced into the attack and strikes almost immediately with a fullish ball that Sami attempts to drive. He succeeds only in gaining a healthy edge which flies at face height to Renshaw, who takes the catch comfortably, crouched, fingers up, before falling slowly to the turf. Australia are away.

Mitchell Starc celebrates after dismissing Sami Aslam during day three of the first Test. Photograph: Chris Hyde/Getty Images
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11th over: Pakistan 31-0 (Azhar 16, Sami 15)

Bird’s starting to make the ball talk, and it hits the pad of Azhar whose long stride saves him. It’s a stride that is heading a little further towards cover than is normal - he’ll probably need to straighten it. Bird finishes the over with one that swings away. This over has comfortably seen more swing than any other. Are the lights starting to take effect, is Bird bowling most skillfully, or both?

Meanwhile here is one of Queensland’s finest sons:

@rustyjacko I'll watch any show Hayden hosts as long as he does so from his tiny chair. pic.twitter.com/EVqUrIHGm3

— Dan Liebke (@LiebCricket) December 17, 2016

10th over: Pakistan 31-0 (Azhar 16, Sami 15)

Hazlewood takes a points decision over Sami this over, eliciting a couple of inside edges and indecision from the Pakistan opener. He accrues another probing maiden to his name.

Phil Withall’s emailed in: “Evening Sam.

I understand the appeal of day/night cricket for broadcasters and cricket administrators, the crowds at the Gabba have been very impressive, but I’m not a fan. The difference in batting conditions are much more severe than is the norm.

I know people say test cricket needs to be innovative to attract media
coverage, sponsorship and the like but for me it creates a hybrid game. The only Day-Knight I’m interested in lives in Fountain Lakes and has a friend that nearly married Shane Warne.”

It’s a great discussion Phil, on both counts. I think there’s something to be said for guaranteed variety to Test match conditions. What do others think?

9th over: Pakistan 31-0 (Azhar 16, Sami 15)

My ears pricked up listening to Waqar Younis describe the state of cricket in Pakistan, sadly caught up in political machinations with implications far more sobering than what we’re used to hearing about on Channel 9. Fair play to them for encouraging the discussion. Younis is explaining the sadness of cricket being banned in his home country, particularly given the number of new and refurbished stadiums standing empty at the moment.

It’s at that point that Azhar drives Bird down the ground handsomely, taking Pakistan to 31 without loss.

8th over: Pakistan 26-0 (Azhar 12, Sami 14)

Hazlewood continues and manages to shape one past Azhar, notable as much for the rareness of such an occurrence this innings as anything else. The over passes without event, and one imagines Steve Smith may have expected a little more from his opening bowling ‘cartel’ (as Malcolm Knox coined them) this evening.

Separately, following Rowan’s backhanded compliment to the Handscomb-Maddinson middle order (backhand to Maddinson, compliment to Handscomb), Sarah writes: “Handscomb looks grand. 2nd turn at bat = on fire. At least we haven’t wrecked him, unlike Jennings: cracking debut. Crap since.”

Agree about Handscomb. Has looked like he belongs at the level immediately. Jennings, to be fair to him, scored a hundred on debut in India! That’s worth at least a few more tests I would have thought.

7th over: Pakistan 26-0 (Azhar 12, Sami 14)

Jack Bird’s into the attack (the name has nice assonance to it) which reflects Pakistan’s assured start. Starc wasn’t terrible, but it was surprising that he was unable to elicit any of the prodigious swing or pace that we’ve become accustomed to. Bird gets a couple to leave the batsmen late, but they’re disinterest in playing renders the deliveries pretty harmless.

6th over: Pakistan 23-0 (Azhar 9, Sami 14)

A maiden to Hazlewood momentarily restores the status-quo. I guess that’s what he does. Sami looked pretty solid in defence nevertheless.

Rowan writes: “I for one am loving Australia’s new middle order.

If you combine the batting averages of Hanscomb and Maddinson, they’re 0.77 behind one Donald George Bradman! Not bad at all.”

Very droll, Rowan! I’ve always loved knowledge of statistics to two decimal points.

5th over: Pakistan 23-0 (Azhar 9, Sami 14)

Another boundary to Sami behind point makes this a pretty decent start for Pakistan. The left-hander then punches Hazlewood through extra cover but it’s quickly run down by Warner, whose anticipation probably saves one. When we talk about great fielders we often focus on those catching behind the wicket, or those effecting run-outs from backward point. But who are the best fielders in front of the wicket? I have one that comes to mind immediately...any other views out there?

Josh Hazlewood of Australia bowls during day three Photograph: Chris Hyde/Getty Images

4th over: Pakistan 17-0 (Azhar 8, Sami 9)

The familiar hum of a Mexican Wave filters through the TV as Hazlewood continues his commitment to the metronome. An assortment of balls on a 4th and 5th stump line are comfortably left by Sami, who then evades a pretty misdirected bouncer to finish the over. It’s always hard to detect just how off-target those bouncers are on TV - Sami’s nonchalant body language gave it away.

3rd over: Pakistan 16-0 (Azhar 7, Sami 9)

All 16 runs have come from Starc’s bowling, which to this point has been without much swing and sideways movement. Azhar leans nicely on one through the offside and picks up three, before the left-handed Sami spoons one up that falls safely between point and cover.

2nd over: Pakistan 6-0 (Azhar 0, Sami 6)

Comparisons in cricket are always fraught. The latest, most bothersome one is that of Renshaw and Hayden. I’ll make an exception for Josh Hazlewood though, who is increasingly McGrath-esque in his routine excellence in accuracy. He starts with a probing maiden.

Meanwhile Sarah writes in on Twitter: “Hey Sam. Watching from London. Loving it. PS. Even the pommy husband is enjoying this game far more than #INDvENG -- fine by me!”

Thanks for writing in Sarah. England are 424-7 in India, and although down in the series, I’m sure a number of Australians would bite your hand off for a score like that.

1st over: Pakistan 6-0 (Azhar 0, Sami 6)

Decibel levels at the Gabba have noticeably risen as Starc commences the innings. Three slips and a short leg explain the situation. Sami hangs his bat out at one which races through the ever-vacant fourth slip region for four, and whips a straighter one down to fine leg. The whip looked good too. Good carry for Starc, who’s immediately bowling 140+km/hr.

Australia’s paceman Mitchell Starc approaches to his bowling mark. Photograph: Saeed Khan/AFP/Getty Images
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Australia has declared at 202/5, a lead of 489

Word is in, Australia has declared. No doubt kit is being strewn about the Pakistan dressing room as we speak while the Australians giddily back-slap each other.

That leaves the equation as follows: Pakistan will require 490 runs to win in seven sessions. For Pakistan’s sake, let’s all check the Brisbane weather forecast now.

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G'day

Sam Perry
Sam Perry

Greetings all and a happy day three dinner break to you, wherever you are around the world.

We arrive at the final session with Australia in total control of the fixture. A classic flurry of quick second innings runs – complete with bold stroke play and wild dismissals – has stretched Australia’s lead to an unassailable 489. At the time of writing, we are not officially wise to whether they’ve opted to declare or not. To be fair, it would be strange if Smith were to instruct of his decision at the start of dinner. That sort of stuff is best left to the last minute, thus leaving the Pakistan dressing room in total two-minded mystery as to what Australia will do. Then, when Smith advises of the declaration, presumably the Pakistan openers would find themselves frantically tossing gear around, deeply surprised by the Australian’s cunning. Alternatively, they’ve probably already started padding up.

While Australia remains in control, a couple of interesting subplots have emerged. In the pursuit of quick runs, Maddinson failed again. His place in the side is probably worth discussing ahead of Boxing Day, simply because he has failed three times with the bat.

‘But he was batting in night, pink-ball conditions!’ you say. That’s true, and it will be interesting to see what weight that’s given as the selectors convene ahead of the post-Christmas Test. What do you think?

On the same topic, but more broadly – is there something to be said for the stark difference in the batting conditions both sides have operated in? Is it manifestly unfair, or do you enjoy the added complexity? Not so long ago cricket suffered from a dearth of testing conditions – a night Test match almost guarantees variety every day. After near-decades of flat tracks, I’m inclined to think it’s a good thing. Whatever the case, these are strange new times in Test cricket.

I’ll fire up the regular comment upon the start of the third session. Would love to hear from you in both old and new forms. Email me at sam.perry.freelance@guardian.co.uk or tweet me at @sjjperry – I’ll be monitoring both, desperate for connection.

Desperation aside, I’m hoping for a bit of Pakistan resistance here, but it’s hard to see where it’s coming from.

Dinner on day three - Australia lead by 489 runs

39th over: Australia 201-5 (Handscomb 35, Wade 1)

And that is dinner. Handscomb belted one of the more forceful singles you’ll see out to the deep on the off side, Wade got off the mark with a single, and there was not much else happening. So with that, Australia go to dinner with a 489-run lead and will surely look to have a bowl in the evening. Taking you through that will be Sam Perry. Thanks for your company in the first two sessions.

38th over: Australia 199-5 (Handscomb 33, Wade 0)

Wade gets bat on a scorcher from Wahab to end the over and we’ll probably have just one more before the dinner break. That lovely man Sam Perry will be dropping by soon after to take you through the rest of the evening. Australia’s lead is now 486.

Robert McLiam Wilson has also dropped by. “Given your boyish love of all things Pakistani cricket, how are you feeling today, young Rusty? Is their first innings a crushing disappointment or is it mitigated by an Aussie side showing a bit of divil? Are you in a no-win or no-lose emotional/sporting predicament? Back in the day, this was how I used to feel when Peter Beardsley played for England. All victories were his and yet it was never not fun to see them lose.”

Answer: I’m a bit flat about it to be honest. Pakistan flogging Australia at the Gabba would have been the high water mark of cricket comedy.

More Bob: “On another point, how do you think Mark Ramprakash feels to see Khawaja so thoroughly stealing his shoulda-been career?”

I was actually hugely worried Khawaja would be our Ramps. Thank goodness it hasn’t come to pass.

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WICKET! Maddinson c Azhar b Wahab 4 (Australia 199-5)

Maddinson departs! Oh dear, another cheap dismissal for the youngster but he was doing the right thing here, crashing a bouncer towards the fence at fine leg, where he’s caught. A ball earlier he hammered a boundary over Wahab’s head but his eventful innings is done after three deliveries. You can’t really cane him for that one, though people inevitably will.

37th over: Australia 188-4 (Handscomb 26, Maddinson 0)

Maddinson gets a wide one from Rahat first up and goes after it but doesn’t make contact. He’ll have about eight minutes to bat here. Not ideal.

Reader Phil Withall can come over to mine and fix the front garden if he likes. “The relentless wittering of ‘the local commentators’ drove me into the garden,” he says. “I trimmed hedges and mowed the grass in 30 degrees heat hoping that by the time I’d finished they would have stopped looking for a myriad ways to explain why they hadn’t/couldn’t/will declare. Yet they still seem to be able to discover new ways of doing it. I might have to go and dig a hole just for the hell of it.”

Now that you’ve said it Phil, how can I resist this one?

The Castle: Dale dug a hole

WICKET! Khawaja c Misbah b Rahat 73 (Australia 188-4)

Khawaja departs! What a shame. He played a beautiful knock here but departs looking for quick runs when he rocks back to Rahat and doesn’t quite get a handle on a heave towards cow corner, so Misbah holds a smart catch with a small dive. Nic Maddinson will bat after all!

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36th over: Australia 184-3 (Khawaja 73, Handscomb 23)

Isn’t it funny: if out-of-sorts Nic Maddinson was in now you’d be nervous for him but Peter Handscomb is having a ball, clubbing one past gully with a superb square drive to pick up four and continue the spree. Khawaja goes one better when he uses Wahab’s pace to shovel the ball over the vacant cordon and pick up four. A single ends the over and hopes remain high that with some dash, he could get to a hundred before dinner. That is 15 minutes away.

Usman Khawaja is batting beautifully for Australia. Photograph: Bradley Kanaris/Getty Images

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