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Punchlines: It's almost over. Who needs a Xanax?

Eileen Rivers
USA TODAY
James Corden

Some voters have vowed to move to Canada depending on the results of today's election. Others have called for one of the candidates to be impeached before we even know if she's going to be the next president. But something we can all probably collectively agree on: Thank goodness this campaign season has come to an end! Oh, and we could all use a Xanax (James Corden is offering them).

Jimmy Kimmel's solution to all of this Election Day madness? He wants to bring back the tradition of getting drunk before voting.

And have you ever heard of a goat named Boots?  Apparently he's good at predicting election outcomes. See who he picked as the next president in today's Punchlines, above.

After you watch our favorite jokes, vote for yours in the quick poll to the right. Watching from your smartphone or tablet? Then visit opinion.usatoday.com to cast your ballot.

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