Donald Trump is a liar, plain and simple. He says whatever sounds right to him at the time, and then contradicts himself later as needed.
And when the more reasonable thinkers among us emerge from the logic-haze that comes from listening to Trump speak, he’s already gone, vanished into a cloud of orange cotton-candy hair.
For our hashtag game this week, HuffPost Comedy thought we’d ask the internet to come up with its own facts, just like Trump does.
This was #TrumpAFact:
I'm a lousy businessman orange monkey racist who doesn't pay taxes and I speak like a 2nd grader. I'm ready to be your President #TrumpAFact
— Josh Gad (@joshgad) September 27, 2016
People who think Hillary won the debate are obsessed with facts. Pathetic! #TrumpAFact
— craig flynn (@craigflynn1) September 27, 2016
I love the uneducated because even when I combust into a blazing inferno they will say I invented fire. #TrumpAFact #TrumpWon
— Brandon Cloud (@theclobra) September 27, 2016
I've never made fun of anyone with a disability. It's a lie. The liberal media. Lies. Big ones. Believe me. #TrumpAFact pic.twitter.com/33v2N8u7pN
— Shea Browning ⚖ (@sheabrowning) September 27, 2016
All I'm saying is no one can account for where crooked Hillary was when the Challenger exploded. It just seems fishy to me. #TrumpAFact
— Richard Jeter (@MilesToGo13) September 27, 2016
Hillary's ads are really mean even though it's just me talking. #TrumpAFact
— Bethmo (@livewbeth) September 27, 2016
Law enforcement are not shooting innocent black people. Black people are actually accidentally running into bullets. Google it. #TrumpAFact
— Johnny Taylor, Jr. (@hipsterocracy) September 27, 2016
Somewhere in the world, Trump's 6th wife just started kindergarten. #trumpafact
— Randi Mayem Singer (@rmayemsinger) September 27, 2016
His 10 year old son will help him defeat ISIS by chaning their WiFi password. #TrumpAFact
— James Schlarmann (@JamboSchlarmbo) September 27, 2016
I'm a billionaire I counted the money with my own hands #TrumpAFact pic.twitter.com/MOt6fiRvfn
— Freddie (@Freddiemaize) September 27, 2016
#trumpafact
— Paul Lander (@paul_lander) September 27, 2016
The Mexicans love me, even the killers and rapists
I don't pay taxes because America wastes money. I'm smart about money. I have the best money. #trumpafact pic.twitter.com/aO08UNqEr7
— Rachel Brougham (@RachelBrougham) September 27, 2016
There's nothing unconstitutional about Stop and Frisk. Just ask Ivanka. She loves it. #TrumpAFact @HuffPostComedy pic.twitter.com/ugsO7Pc049
— CK (@charley_ck14) September 27, 2016
#TrumpAFact
— Tom (@Tman4EverGolden) September 27, 2016
A small loan is considered to be between 10 to 15 million dollars.
Yeah, you read that right.
I know the moon is made of cheese because I made the moon. It's delicious, we were under budget & finished ahead of schedule. #TrumpAFact
— Jeff Dwoskin (@bigmacher) September 27, 2016
A meteor didn't wipe out the dinosaurs.They just gave up. They were weak. They were losers. #TrumpAFact @HuffPostComedy
— Jason Lefthand (@jasonlefthand) September 27, 2016
#TrumpAFact This is not just braggadociousness, I've read all the best books. pic.twitter.com/MlerfHfXBR
— Scott Stavrou (@WriteAwayEurope) September 27, 2016
Hillary doesn't have the stamina to be President. I mean, look at her, she has a vagina. #TrumpAFact
— It's Meagan (@MeaganAldaine) September 27, 2016
Very against police judges support Hillary bigly #TrumpAFact
— Randi Mayem Singer (@rmayemsinger) September 27, 2016
All women deserve equal pay as long as you have the last name Trump #TrumpAFact @lancegould pic.twitter.com/7u68limztB
— Jillian (@Pheramuse) September 27, 2016
#TrumpAFact It was Hillary who poisoned the Skittles
— Gretel Armstrong (@SugarGretel) September 27, 2016
Global warming isn’t real. Look it up. Many people are saying it just feels hotter because of my daughter’s incredibly hot body. #TrumpAFact
— Johnny Taylor, Jr. (@hipsterocracy) September 27, 2016
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