Amy Schumer says she's team chardonnay till death in debate with Ramona Singer

The important issues were discussed Monday night. No, we’re not talking about at the first presidential debate; we’re obviously talking about the heated face-off that took place in the Watch What Happens Live clubhouse between chardonnay and Pinot Grigio.

With host Andy Cohen playing moderator for the night, Amy Schumer and Real Housewives of New York star Ramona Singer each had just 30 seconds to plead their case, and 15 seconds to rebut their opponent’s statement before being cutoff by a sound bite from Bethenny Frankel, which Lester Holt could’ve used. Schumer was team chardonnay and naturally Singer, who has her own label, repped Pinot Grigio.

“Pinot Grigio: Light, crisp, refreshing, notes of apple and pear,” the Housewife began. “You can drink a cheap glass of Pinot — it's fine. Cheap chardonnay gets stuck like butter on the roof of your mouth, and it tastes like you're sucking sticks of oak. And, oh! Pinot Grigio doesn't have to be paired with food, but chardonnay does.”

Valid argument, but Schumer certainly wasn’t going to go down without a fight. “First of all, I don't know anyone alive who doesn't want butter stuck on the roof of their mouth,” the girl who knows her way around a kiss cam said. “That sounds delicious. I love chardonnay so much that I didn't prepare for this debate because I was drinking it... And in terms of it being paired with food, well, good, because I'm usually eating.”

Singer reminded Schumer that there’s “no turtle time without Pinot Grigio,” but the red carpet master wouldn’t budge.

“Look, I don't debate your right to drink Pinot Grigio,” she said, “but you can take the chardonnay out of my cold, iced, oaky, dead hand.”

And we will drink to that.