Satirizing Donald Trump's tweets is so beloved an Internet pastime that Twitter teems with parody accounts doing it. We’ve rounded up some of our favorites, so dive right in for snark, D&D, and combover humor. And remember, none of this would be possible without @realDonaldTrump for inspiration. Sad!
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First up: @Writeintrump, which offers absurdist humor that rivals tweets from the Donald himself. For example:
- "Can't wait for my meeting with the NRA. Lots of stuff to discuss like changing the name of the Elephant Gun to the Rosie O'Donnell Stopper!"
- "8 years as President and Obama has yet to bring Tupac and Biggie's killers to justice. I'll do it in my first term!"
- "I'm not sure why everyone is angry in #Ferguson, but I'm guessing they're still furious over the way Fox News treated me."
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Donald Trump is a Renaissance man. His interests—reportedly as varied as Filet-o-Fish, Jean-Claude Van Damme, and himself—reflect that. One passion we didn't know about: Trump's love for Dungeons & Dragons, as chronicled by @dungeonsdonald.
- "Galadriel is at it again! Elizabeth Warren's elf, one of the least productive D&D characters, has a nasty mouth. Hope she is asst DM choice."
- "We used to have victories. When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, an owlbear? I beat owlbears all the time. All the time."
- "I'm not a racist, in fact, I am the least racist person that you’ve ever encountered. My character has no race. #DnD"
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@RealDonalDrumpf calls Trump on his hypocrisies by pushing his stances to their logical conclusions—which gets scary, fast.
- "I will be meeting with the NRA, who has endorsed me, to see if they'll accept Obama's 'no fly, no buy' plan coming from a white President"
- "I am calling for an immediate ban on all white people until we can figure out exactly what is going on #JamesHowell"
- "My comments have been misconstrued! I did not say I'm not receiving a fair trial because the judge is Mexican. But come on, he's Mexican!"
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As @trumpshair attests, "I'm on top of the man who is on top of the world"—a pretty unparalleled vantage point. Plus, a solid selection of Trump 'do's from back in the day.
- "No matter what color or shade I am, I still look incredible. I can't help it. #Trump2016 #MAGA"
- "Translation: Loser with bad hair endorses lying loser."
- "His hair looks like plastic. He's disloyal. He thinks he knows better than the voters. #LowEnergy #Loser #Irrelevant"
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MIT researcher Brad Hayes programmed the @DeepDrumpf bot to generate 1,000 character segments based on transcripts of Trump's speeches. It then selects the best strings for tweets—with eerily familiar results.
- "[@oreillyfactor] is a great friend of mine. I started off with other people, but I'll say one thing. Ted Cruz needs unemployment."
- "We're going to do a hell of a lot worse than waterboarding. I'll do it. When I am President is a very dark moment. @chrislhayes"
- "Here is what's going to happen, OK? I'll get rid of the Senate. They don't know what they're doing. @foxnewsradio @tonyajpowers"
