Shorting the Supernova

Grab some sunscreen and cop some shade in case the negative-rate world explodes.
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I don't know what your favorite style of Bill Gross communications is, but my personal favorite is when he sounds like he just got back from a week of wandering the desert while consulting with a talking coyote that has the voice of Johnny Cash.

And lo and behold, Gross -- a self-described "philosophical nomad disguised in Western clothing, a wondering drifter, masquerading in a suit near a California beach" -- did not disappoint this week. From the Janus Capital official Twitter account came this tweet for the ages: