14 Questions That Will Decide If You Can Go Viral On Social Media

Rishabh Banerji
Rishabh Banerji
Updated on May 30, 2016, 18:00 IST-201 Shares
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Are you good with Instagram?

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Are you an attractive female who's okay with people objectifying her?

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If not, check your bank balance...

To see if you're rich. Actually, rich enough. 

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Can you afford a lifestyle like Dan Bilzerian?

Because going viral won't be difficult if you can upload pictures and videos like this...

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You need another plan.

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Open a YouTube account...

Make sure you give it a cool name, or an offensive one. Try an offensive name.

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Are you an attractive female?

If yes, you don't need to read any further. You are sorted. You can do practically anything on the internet and go viral because hotness supercedes everything. It's a phenomenon called 'men'.

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If not, then get yourself an attractive female...

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Do you repel women?

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Why, are you an engineer?

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Are you a handsome man with six pack abs, a magnetic personality, and strong screen presence?

Probably not, else you'd have already put your gifts to good use. 

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You need another plan.

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Hope you haven't deleted your YouTube account, yet...


Are you a funny guy?

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If not, skip this step.

Can you write in a humourous way?

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Awesome, pitch an idea to one of the well-established channels on the site, or do something yourself.


Have you tried stand-up comedy?

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Why don't you see how funny you are by participating at an open-mic in your city?

If not, try putting a performance for some random drunk blokes at a party.

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Make sure you know the person throwing this party. Also, make sure your audience doesn't have glasses in their hands because things can go south pretty quick. #JustInCase

Were you funny?

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Great. Start uploading some videos on YouTube.

Did people boo you off the stage?

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You were probably pathetic because drunk people laugh quite easily. 

You need another plan

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Do you know how to shoot and edit videos?

Yes? Awesome, now all you need to do is sell your grand plan to a hot girl. Remember, you absolutely need her so even if she asks you to cover your face with a cloth when you guys are working together, do it. If it's anything more, walk out. Sometimes you need to act dignified.

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Don't know how to shoot and edit? Move on.

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Without taking offence, spend 5 minutes thinking if you're actually a stupid guy. If you still don't have an answer, ask your mother. If your mother also feels there's something wrong with you, as far as IQ goes, great! You are dumb enough for social media. Just ask a friend to keep the camera on, practically all the time. You never know when you say or do something stupid and become famous. This works 90% of the time, all the time. Ask KRK.

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Want to take it a step further and get printed in the papers as well?

Join a right-wing group. They'll tell you to do something moronic. And as an added bonus, you'll also get free black ink to put on people you don't agree with.

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If none of this excites, move on.

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If there's absolutely nothing that seems to rock your boat on this list till now, I'm afraid there is only one option left - excruciatingly painful social experiments that NO one gives a rat's ass about.

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Or, or...


Mind-bogglingly complex (not) pranks entertaining kids under 5 and adults over 70. 

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All the best!

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Football, films and food are the three words to describe Rishabh. A complete movie and sitcom buff, he can spend days in front of the television watching his favourite films, TV shows and the greatest football team in the world - Chelsea. He doesn't believe in getting out of bed unless he absolutely has to. Much like his face, he likes to write on everything funny, obscure, and nonsensical the world has to offer. He believes travelling is the best way to learn anything, and can happily play FIFA all night long. 
A creature of the night, Rishabh is also a firm believer that the solution to all life’s problems is Batman

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