UK foreign office cat under scanner for being ‘EU spy’

Britain’s foreign secretary Philip Hammond was forced to issue a denial after his own Conservative party colleague claimed that the “chief mouser” at the UK’s foreign office could be a European Union (EU) spy.

Palmerston, a cat adopted by the foreign and Commonwealth office, had been recently announced as the “chief mouser” to help tackle the problem of mice in the building at central London.

However, as the debate around Britain’s membership of the EU heats up in the lead up to the June 23 referendum, a member of the camp in favour of remaining in the economic bloc, told the House of Commons on Tuesday that those in favour of Brexit may fear Palmerston.

“Can I ask my right honourable friend whether Palmerston has been security cleared or not... And can my right honourable friend assure the House — and the more paranoid element in the Brexiters — that he isn’t a long-term mole working for the EU commission,” Tory MP Keith Simpson asked.

Denying the rumours, the foreign secretary told MPs, “He is definitely not a mole... Palmerston has been regularly vetted,” adding that the chief mouser had been performing his duties well.

On a lighter note, he added: “As for being a sleeper, he is definitely a sleeper, I’m told very often in my office... his attendance record has been 100 per cent and my experts tell me that pretty much rules out of the possibility of him being a commission employee.”

He went on to reveal that the chief mouser had been performing his duties well and had caught three mice in his first six weeks.

“He has settled in perfectly and is performing his services more than satisfactorily,” he said.

The senior minister also claimed that the cat was proving an internet sensation and could have more Twitter followers than he does by the time Parliament breaks up for the summer in July.