WATFORD, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 03: John Terry of Chelsea in action during the Barclays Premier League match between Watford and Chelsea at Vicarage Road on February 3, 2016 in Watford, England. (Photo by Clive Mason/Getty Images)
John Terry and R. Kelly have more than a few things in common. Mega-popular multi-millionaires with checkered pasts and a cadre of fans whose loyalty is only surpassed by their vociferous support for anything and everything their heroes do.
That's why this video of John Terry ziplining in Dubai makes perfect sense.
A beaming JT glides hundreds of feet in the air over the Dubai Fountains with the beautiful W1 Tower and picturesque downtown Dubai in the background, as R. Kelly's "I Believe I Can Fly" melodically overlays the tranquil scene.
We couldn't have made this up. It's a match made in reality television heaven: John Terry, who had his England captaincy stripped (twice) and racially abused Anton Ferdinand, casually coasting along to a soundtrack provided by R. Kelly whose indiscretions are so egregious, legendary comedian Dave Chappelle dedicated an entire skit to lampooning him.
It's almost too good to be true. The only thing that'd make it better is if Luis Suarez popped up to take a bite out of Terry's leg.
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