Ready to feel old? There have been twenty—TWENTY! count 'em—eligible bachelors to have graced TV screens around the country for ABC's The Bachelor, a prime-time family show about love and offscreen boning. Now most of these gentlemen have the charisma of a turkey sandwich with extra mayo, but the delightful thing about The Bachelor is that it's mostly harmless—basically a frisky version of Legends of the Hidden Temple except instead of inserting puzzle pieces into the Shrine of the Silver Monkey or whatever, our hero instead inserts his peen into a soulmate he will cherish for the rest of his life and/or divorce in two months. Everyone's a winner! (At least as long as you are white and somewhat greasy and have probably seen Dave Matthews Band live.)
For a fun little experiment, our old friend @NBAAYY—who previously Photoshopped together the faces of all of Leonardo DiCaprio's ex-girlfriends—mashed together the faces of all the bachelors to form one SUPER BACHELOR, like a Voltron made out of mashed potatoes.
Are you ready? Of course you are.
To me, he looks sorta like a Division III quarterback who majored in sociology. So, I asked my GQ.com colleagues what they thought. Here's a very tiny excerpt of their reactions:
"Several people are typing..." went on for a good few minutes.
What do you think this facemashed SUPER BACHELOR looks like? Let us know by telling us to stick to fashion on Twitter or Facebook.
