Whoa, the Dude Who Voiced Arnold on Hey Arnold Is a Legitimate Beard Hero Now

The Internet is freaking out over the discovery of Lane Toran, model and former voice of Arnold in the beloved '90s Nickelodeon show Hey Arnold!'s first season. And sure, why not? This tattooed, beardy man a far cry from the plaid-shirt wearing, football-headed fourth grader of yesteryear. But let's take a moment to admire Toran's hair, which really is a thing of beauty.

Not quite a man-bun, not quite an undercut, we've got some long locks on top that either get slicked back or cascade over the side like an asymmetrical merman dream come to life. That hair is giving you the business.

Now please enjoy some sweet Instagrams of this hirsute masterpiece accompanied by dumb, cheesy quotes.

Oh look, a flawless bun wrapped in a nice sponsored Jägermeister post.

No, no, a Happy Hump Day to you, Lane Toran and Lane Toran's hair.

Of course he's into the guitar. That hair is all about a life of artistry.

Dude, we are celebrating you.

From a selectively bald animated child (what was going on under that tiny hat?) to a man with more hair than you ever need (but hey, we'll take it), here's to you Mr. Toran. Or as I will insist on calling you, Lane "The Mane." You're welcome.