This Photo of Bernie Sanders Speaks to a Very Pernicious Male Anxiety

Let me know if you see it. Do you see it?

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No, nothing yet? Hmmm. Let's take a closer look using a little thing called TECHNOLOGY:

Uh oh. (Hat tip to Elena Scotti.)

Bernie! My dude. It's hard to make a convincing argument about important topics like dismantling Wall Street and predatory lending when everyone's distracted by your 'lil Bernie sprinkles. Now I'm gonna take a wild guess and say you're not much of a fan of a consumption-driven rag like GQ, but we do write about useful things, like dandruff remedies! And legalizing weed! And police corruption poisoning our democracy! A little T-Gel goes a long way.