Aamir Khan@50: 10 films we wish he was not a part of
Here's a list of Aamir Khan's 'perfectly' terrible films in no particular order. We know you would not be able to make it through complete films, so here are either trailers or songs or the full movie in shortcut.
Aamir Khan is called Mr Perfectionist, whatever he does, he does it just perrrfect (as Madhuri Dixit says the word). Be it choosing a film, preparing for a role or becoming the undisputed king of box office - Mr Perfectionist nails it every time. Latest example being Mr Khan's new lifestyle. He has turned vegan and while celebrating his 50th birthday with media, he cut a vegan cake without milk and egg. Whether media-persons liked the cake or not is a different story.
But if you thought that Mr Khan had this perfect genes by birth, you are absolutely wrong. He developed this skill later in his life and we have proof for it. Yes, full evidences that support our theory. If you are a movie junkie and has followed Aamir's career through the years, you might have for sure encountered some valuable gems (pun intended) that the actor had been part of. After Qayamat Se Qayamat Tak, Aamir did a list of movies that we are sure he would want to delete from his and people's memory. But all those poor souls, including me, who have watched even few of those movies, are scarred for life.
So that you understand our pain, here's a list of the actor's 'perfectly' terrible films in no particular order. We know you would not be able to make it through complete films, so here are either trailers or songs or the full movie in shortcut. See, how considerate we are. Enjoy or suffer, upto you!Love Love Love
Did you know what is Disco Dandiya? Well not only does Aamir know about it, he can even teach you how to disco with dandiya.
Awwal Number
Aamir Khan, Dev Anand, Aditya Pancholi not only play cricket in the film, they also sing about it - 'Yeh Hai Cricket'.
Tum Mere Ho
Aamir Khan talks to snake in the film. Do I need to say more?
Here's a review of the film that will put across our point
Jawani Zindabad
Aamir Ki jawani zindabad thi, zindabad hai aur zindabad rahegi! About this film, well no comments!
Isi Ka Naam Zindagi
This film had a song titled 'Gulai Gulai Go'. Yes, you read it right and now watch Aamir singing it. We bet you wil start humming it after watching like we do. 'Gulai Guali Go Ha Gulai Go'. Ah bliss!
Daulat Ki Jung
Aamir Khan's mind works faster than computer in the film. And all this while I thought only Chacha Chaudhary was that intelligent. Also, not to forget the film has a song - "Aasman sey Gire Khajur Pe Atke." That's exactly what you will feel when you will watch the next film in the list.
Deewana Mujh Sa Nahin
What's with Aamir Khan's over-sized specs? And one question that every girl thinks after watching many Hindi films - Who can fall in love with a stalker?
Parampara
Aamir Khan, Saif Ali Khan, Vinod Khanna, Sunil Dutt, Neelam, Raveena Tandon. This film is a perfect example of how too many cooks spoil a broth.
Aatank Hi Aatank
The film was heavily inspired by The Godfather. Even our Thalaiva Rajinikanth was not able to save the film. He didn't have his super powers by then we guess. Thank God, Francis Ford Coppola and Al Pacino didn't get the chance to watch this film. But you are not that lucky. Here's a trailer for you.
Mela
Last but not the least. We can't decide who hammed more in the film - Faisal Khan, Aamir Khan, Twinkle Khanna or the entire star cast. It had a song 'Dekho 2000 jamaana aa gya'. It was 2000 already and Aamir Khan was still doing films like Mela. I am wondering when did he actually become Mr Perfectionist?
PS: All said and done, a very happy birthday Aamir. We hope these nightmares will never trouble you anymore nor us. And for all of you who are with us till now - I am confused whether to salute your bravery or feel pity for you for watching all these videos.