This dress is blue and black.
But there was a time when this dress wasn't. It was white and gold, damn it!
In fact, you were so confident that it was white and gold that you thought people were saying the colors were blue and black just to mess with you.
Then the impossible happened. Right in front of your eyes, the dress turned blue and black.
"Surely that must be a different picture," you thought to yourself...
But how could that be? How could a white-and-gold dress, which you KNOW you saw, now be black and blue? That doesn't make any sense!
And so now here you are, in a black-and-blue dress world, wondering what happened and how you ever saw white and gold in the first place.
It's a scary state to be in because you feel like your whole life is a lie and nothing is real.
Damn you, blue-and-black dress, damn you!