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You can get anywhere really quickly. Because Malta is only 316 square kilometers, you're never more than 40 minutes away from the other side of the island.
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Which means you can fit a lot into one day. You can swim in the Blue Lagoon...
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...grab some ftira
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...take a stroll around St Paul's Bay...
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...and still be back in time to have timpana kazin .
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But never without these.
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You can only think of one thing when you see this.
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Your language is unique to the island, which means you always have a secret code when you're abroad.
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English speakers can never tell if you're making a statement or asking a question.
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And everyone thinks it's very original to nickname you "Malteser".
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This dog makes googling anything about your homeland more difficult than it needs to be.
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But it's OK, because you're very laid back.
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You have some of the best seasonal produce in the world.
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But no matter what season it is, you always have time for this.
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And wherever you are in the world, you know that this tastes like home.
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You have to be careful not to eat too many of these.
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And you wish other people understood this.
And didn't judge your enormous appetite for these.
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But you know that no one can resist these.
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Luzzi brighten up your day.
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Your architecture is pretty fine.
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You're so courageous that your country is the only one in the world to have been awarded the George Cross for its bravery.
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The victory was so sweet, they named a beer after it.
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Your history is truly ancient.
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And no matter how small you are, you know you're beautiful.
