1. With she tweeted her accomplishments:
Had a big to-do list of things for today but I only got zero of them done
2. When she fell into the SATC rabbit hole like the rest of us.
And just like that, I'm watching another sex and the city
3. And was deeply affected.
Miranda's mother's funeral. Gets me every time.
4. This honesty.
Having one of those Im gonna die alone and no one's gonna find me for days kind of mornings
5. And this one.
when you have no emergency contact you have to be really careful all the time
6. When this was her meal.
Dinner: leftover salad, 1 Lindor chocolate, a popsicle & 4 big spoons of peanut butter (while staring straight ahead) Goodnight
7. And this was another meal.
2:28am. Just ate an entire loaf of sourdough bread with butter
8. Mostly this meal though.
9. This statement that's too true.
I cannot clear my history enough. I wish I could bleach it.
10. And this one, that really makes you sit down and reflect on your life.
Even my dry shampoo is like dood wash your hair
11. This tweet that's soooo true. RIGHT????
I'm that rare combination of not being a morning person while also not being a night person.
12. When she pretty much summed up your life.
OMG this woman is having a full on conversation with herself also it's me I'm doing it
13. And also your dreams.
I know for sure that if I was friends w the Duchess of Cambridge I'd call her Dutch
14. ALL of your dreams.
I wanna learn the dance to Chandelier. I will learn the dance to Chandelier
15. When she dropped this truth bomb about a very real type of emergency.
I need my feet rubbed its an emergency
16. This idea that you would just KNOW Barbara would invest in.
Shark Tank idea: Cardboard rectangle that goes in ur underwear called "CamelNo" It's gonna be the next java jacket
17. And when she posed this question. And Damn. Your soul was captured.
How is there not a word for the female version of emasculated? I feel it all the time