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19 Signs You're A True Highlander

Just don’t say the word Teuchter.

1. You've spent all your lunch money on a Dream Ring from Harry Gow’s.

2. You've marveled in wonder at the rotting socks at a Clootie Well.

3. You've tested your nerves on the Tree Top Trail.

4. You've been transfixed by the big clock in Eastgate Shopping Centre.

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A trip to Inverness wasn't complete until you watched the monkey climb the tree and chime the bell.

5. You rode the miniature railway at Whin Park.

6. You've spent a lot of time spotting local wildlife.

7. You've been on a school trip to Waltzing Waters.

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At the time, enjoying a show where jets of water lit by coloured lights moved to music didn't seem all that strange.

8. You know exactly where the "Soldier's Head" is located.

9. You've been to visit the Fairy Glen.

10. Whenever there was a hint of sun, you headed to Bellfield Park.

11. And if it got really tropical, you'd head to Nairn Beach.

12. You know all the lyrics to "Shove Yer Granny".

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Every Highlander's formative years involved learning the lyrics to this Singing Kettle banger, while dancing down the aisles of Eden Court Theatre.

13. You've jumped up and down on the "Wobbly Bridge".

14. Your summers were defined by farm shows.

15. And the Highland Games.

16. You've fed reindeer in the Cairngorms.

17. You know every artifact in Inverness Museum.

18. You've taken on Nessie, and survived.

19. You've dolphin watched on the Moray Firth.

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Our resident colony of Bottlenose Dolphins, who are best spotted in the Black Isle and Chanonry Point, are world renowned.

From the heather-clad hills, to the pristine lochs, there really is no place quite like home.