Charles Dickens as meteorologist and climate watcher.

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Charles Dickens as meteorologist and climate watcher.

By David Astle

WORDPLAY

David Astle

Wordplay

WordplayCredit: John Shakespeare

As Sydney temperatures seesaw, and Brisbane is hammered in hail, there's freakish weather in America too. You may have seen the footage: snow banks in Buffalo, a static Niagara. Even the Michigan town of Hell froze over. The buzz-phrase in headlines and bulletins is the polar vortex.

Lazily I'd presumed the phrase to be hatched by the isobar brigade. Sounds the part – scary, authoritative. But Ben Zimmer, word columnist for the Wall Street Journal, has traced the low-pressure zone to Charles Dickens, of all people.

While the English author didn't coin the phenomenon, he helped to spread it. As editor of Household Words, a weekly gazette that ran through the 1850s, Dickens oversaw a weather article called Air Maps. The writer was Anon in keeping with the period's fashion, just as Dickens was Boz in his early career. The 1853 story described circular gales bearing Arctic chills, crafting the phrase in transit.

We shouldn't be shocked. Weatherwise, Dickens has a long rap sheet. Even the word Dickensian emits sooty air, a London miasma engulfing squalor and pickpockets. When Pip bumps into Magwitch, the cemetery is mist-bound. In Bleak House, Dickens writes of 'a soft black drizzle, with flakes of soot in it as big as full-grown snowflakes'. While Sairey Gamp, the nurse in Martin Chuzzlewit, has bestowed her surname onto a large umbrella.

John Sutherland is responsible for the research. The retired literature professor has released a lively pocketbook called The Dickens Dictionary, revealing Boz in regard to cats, trains, dwarfs, cannibals, onions, bastards and pubs, to name a few categories. Plus weather, of course, a constant pulse in the Dickens bloodstream.

Meteorology students could embark on lamer PhDs, aligning the author's work to the calendar's synoptic charts. When Nurse Sairey brandished her gamp, London had its wettest year, the sodden 1841 where Britain copped almost a metre of rain. The sulphuric pea-soupers plaguing so many Dickensian chapters likely exerted a glacial push towards Parliament's Clean Air Act a century later.

Smells are the other common motif. Oliver Twist is haunted by Fagin's frying sausages; Our Mutual Friend is sneeze-ridden with dust; Pip's nostrils are assaulted by lime kilns, forge fires and Pumblechook's grain shop.

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Compare this to Hemingway's canon, as odourless as xenon. A curious absence, but then again, among the umpteen Dickens characters, nobody hails from Ireland, not a soul. Indeed the only time Irish is mentioned is apropos of linen. Ditto for Queen Victoria: the monarch escapes all mention from the Victorian era's most renowned novelist.

On the Silly Name Scale, Pumblechook and Chuzzlewit hardly rate a yelp in the Dickens roll-call. The man had a fetish for the outlandish. Try to pick the fake from this line-up: Serjeant Buzfuz, Wackford Squeers, Polly Toodle, Mr M'Choakumchild and Septimus Crisparkle. Unlikely as it seems, the entire list is legit, a veritable quidditch squad issuing from the Dickens nib.

More enduringly, some Dickensians have bedded down in the dictionary, just as gamp is vernacular for brolly. Also on call are Scrooge, Fagin, Artful Dodger, Dolly Varden (a floral hat), Micawber (an eternal optimist), Pickwickian (kindly naïve), Pecksniffian (self-serving), Bumbledom (inefficiency), Gradgrind (a cold-hearted statistician) and Podsnap (the soul of complacency). Meanwhile Dickens is cited as the first prominent user of flummox, rampage, boredom, red tape, sawbones, sandwich board and around the clock.

Speaking of time, the man was a lifelong insomniac. To ease his mind the author would tramp the streets at night, a few hours tracing the Thames as good as two Temazepams. David Copperfield (the most autobiographical of Dickens' heroes) matches the feat by marching 123 kilometres from London to Dover. Mind you, neither DC nor CD would dare venture forth if a polar vortex was on the rampage, gamp or no blighted gamp.

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