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    A Definitive Ranking Of The Fifty Hottest Men On "One Piece"

    Disclaimer: This ranking consists of anime characters, not real people. Just enjoy the hotness. Spoilers ahead!

    MrJRL
    by MrJRL

    Community Contributor

    50. Buggy the Star Clown, co-leader of the Buggy and Alvidia alliance

    Toei Animation

    GREAT NEWS, LADIES AND GENTS: If Buggy is number 50, it means characters like Blackbeard, Fukuro, Kumadori, Chinjao, Sengoku or Arlong didn't make the cut! Rejoice!

    49. Borsalino, aka Kizaru, Marine admiral

    Toei Animation

    His face was purely designed for comedy relief, right?

    48. Brook (alive version), posthumously known as Soul King

    Toei Animation

    It's so sad when you're just slightly more attractive than your dead version.

    47. Foxfire Kin'emon, samurai from Wano Country

    Toei Animation

    Old School samurai? Hmmm, no thanks.

    46. Bartolomeo the Cannibal, captain of the Barto Club

    Toei Animation

    Green hair, septum piercing, fur shoulder pads, crazy eye line, shark-like teeth, ... Yep, everything's wrong with this guy.

    45. Usopp, ocasionally known as Sogeking

    Toei Animation

    I bet Usopp himself is surprised of being ranked THIS HIGH.

    44. Yasopp, sniper of the Red Hair Pirates

    Toei Animation

    (At least he doesn't have his son's nose).

    43. “Demon Bamboo” Vergo, pirate ellite officer

    Toei Animation

    His beard has the shape of a thunder. A THUNDER.

    42. Helmeppo, Marine lieutenant commander

    Toei Animation

    Props to the guy who realized in time he had the worst haircut of all time!

    41. “Cyborg” Franky

    Toei Animation

    People might say that Franky's weakest point is that he's a cyborg and not 100 % human. I would say: THREE CHINS!

    40. Edward Newgate, aka Whitebeard

    Toei Animation

    Really fit for his age, sure, but not enough to overlook his crescent moon-like moustache.

    39. Gold D. Roger, the late Pirate King

    Toei Animation

    He was a fine piece back in the day, though.

    38. Monkey D. Garp, Marine vice admiral

    Toei Animation

    #BuffGranpa

    37. “Masacre Soldier” Killer, of the Kid Pirates

    Toei Animation

    Am I the only one who firmly believes there's quite a hottie hidden under that horrific mask?

    36. Jabra, former member of the CP9

    Toei Animation

    This guy doesn't even trying to hide the fact he's an asshole.

    35. Kaku, former member of the CP9

    Toei Animation

    Basically, the better-looking (and more geometric) version of Usopp.

    34. Pell the Falcon, of the Alabasta kingdom

    Toei Animation

    I can't stop wondering if there's a hottie behind the run mascara.

    33. Kuzan, aka Aokiji, former Marine admiral

    Toei Animation

    After quitting the Marine, he also quitted his sleeping mask and went for a more urban look. Smart move, Kuzan.

    32. Monkey D. Dragon, the Revolutionary leader

    Toei Animation

    Okay, so he's trying to take down an oppressive government, that's a plus. Too bad a facial tattoo is one of the major dealbreakers.

    31. Benn Beckman, first mate of the Red Hair Pirates

    Toei Animation

    Is it me or he got more interesting with age?

    30. Sakazuki, aka Akainu, current Marine fleet admiral

    Toei Animation

    People who hate him so much are the same as those who pretend not to realize how attractive is this man for his age.

    29. Enel, former God of Skypiea

    Toei Animation

    Oh My Former God!, if it wasn't for those painful-to-watch stretched ears...

    28. Basil Hawkins, aka The Magician, captain of the Hawkins Pirates

    Toei Animation

    EYEBROW TATTOOS?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?

    (BTW, is he Enel's lost brother or something?)

    27. Thatch, the late 4th division commander of the Whitebeard Pirates

    Toei Animation

    #RIP the only man in the Grand Line with auburn hair AND black goatee.

    26. Cabaji the Acrobat, of the Buggy and Alvida alliance

    Toei Animation

    Nice green highlights, Cabaji-kun.

    25. Kuro, former captain of the Black Cat Pirates

    Toei Animation

    He and Cabaji share the same hairdresser, I guess.

    24. Marco the Phoenix, 1st division commander of the Whitebeard Pirates

    Toei Animation

    You need to be really good-looking and self-confident (or just blind) to have the courage to sport THAT haircut.

    23. Iceburg, president of the Galley-La Company

    Toei Animation

    George Clooney was proposed to play his real-life version. Enough said.

    22. Coby, Marine captain

    Toei Animation

    YES COBY, YOU GREW UP! #Cheers

    21. Bellamy the Hyena

    Toei Animation

    His surprising comeback in the Dressrosa Arc reminded us what we were been missing.

    20. Silvers Rayleigh, aka the Dark Knight

    Toei Animation

    #BuffGranpa Part II.

    Also, THIS.

    19. Eustass Kid, captain of the Kid Pirates

    Toei Animation

    He's pro-guns, he's pro-fur and he'd be ideal for a crazy (and probably regrettable) one-night stand.

    18. Fullbody, Marine seaman recruit

    Toei Animation

    His brief appearance in the Marineford War turned more heads than Nico Robin's fleurs.

    17. Cavendish of the White Horse, aka the Pirate Prince

    Toei Animation

    Being in the 17th position is a LOT for a man with the same hair as Carrie Underwood.

    16. Paulie, of the Galley-La Company

    Toei Animation

    One of the many reasons the Water 7 Arc was so enjoyable.

    15. Kohza, former leader of the Alabasta Revolution

    Toei Animation

    Mr Dragon, take notes: THIS is how revolutionary leaders should look like.

    14. Donquixote Doflamingo, the tyrant King of Dressrosa

    Toei Animation

    He's tacky, he's vain, he's insufferable, he's been compared with Macklemore, but he still manages to be truly hot.

    13. Sabo, chief of staff of the Revolutionary Army

    Toei Animation

    We've already seen him on the books and we're sure he's a soon-to-be major hottie.

    12. X Drake, captain of the Drake Pirates

    Toei Animation

    He brings back the Victorian-age pirate style and we LOVE him for that.

    BONUS: the T-Rex transformation!

    11. Dracule “Hawk Eyes” Mihawk

    Toei Animation

    We'd have a glass of wine with him anytime he wanted.

    10. Sir Crocodile, former president of Baroque Works

    Toei Animation

    I'm beginning to think I have a soft spot for tough guys smoking cigars...

    (Just wait for the 5th)

    9. “Berserker” Wiper, of the Skypiea kingdom

    Toei Animation

    BIG SURPRISE: Remember him? I didn't until I started putting this ranking together and, damn!, he sure deserves the ninth place.

    8. Monkey D. Luffy, captain of the Strawhat pirates

    Toei Animation

    "O Captain! My Captain" - The only thing in common between One Piece and Dead Poets Society.

    7. Rob Lucci, former member of the CP9

    Toei Animation

    If only all the bad guys were HALF OF A QUARTER of this hot...

    6. "Black Leg" Sanji

    Toei Animation

    Question: Would he be number ONE if it wasn't for those eyebrows and the weird suspicion he's actually a Cyclops?

    5. Smoker the White Hunter, Marine vice admiral

    Toei Animation

    I'll rephrase it: Smoker the White Hunter, Marine vice admiral and star of all my forbidden fantasies.

    4. Zoro Roronoa, aka Pirate Hunter Zoro

    Toei Animation

    Raise your hand if you think the time-skip ruined Zoro's hotness forever.

    3. Trafalgar Law, captain and doctor of the Heart pirates

    Toei Animation

    Tra-Guy, make some room for me ;)

    2. “Red-Haired” Shanks, captain of the Red Hair pirates

    Toei Animation

    Who cares about his arm? He's basically the anime, red-haired version of Aragorn, son of Arathorn #SWOON

    1. Portgas D. Ace, aka Fire Fist Ace, the late 2nd commander of the Whitebeard pirates

    Toei Animation

    Is anyone really going to complain about this?

    Never forget

    Toei Animation

    Akainu, you (middle-aged, attractive) bastard, we hadn't had enough of this man...

    Thanks for gracing part of the show!

    Toei Animation

    #RIP

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