Jokes on us: Nov. 14

By Orville McLeanNov 13, 2014

Why shouldn't you gossip in the garden?

Because corn has ears, potatoes have eyes and beanstalk!

Orville McLean, Pearland

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Nov 13, 2014

Orville McLean

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