Ferrari prices got you down? Yes, it's probably just a matter of time before that Testarossa you've wanted since you were 13 gets priced into stupid-money territory, but if cashing out your 401K to roll Italian-style is not an option, fret not. Like Luke Skywalker, Craigslist is here to rescue you.

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Case in point, this "2003 Ferrari 360 Spider." Clearly, this is a unique vehicle, and one-of-one Ferraris are nothing if not investment-grade, so the asking price of $3850 really is a no-brainer. I mean, where else will you find a fixed-roof spider? While some might hesitate and question the legitimacy of this particular example, a cursory inspection shows that it is indeed badged as a Ferrari. In many places.

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And look at that interior. A rare stripper model for Ferrari, it boasts sensible cloth sport seats and interior ergonomics that seem downright Japanese in their execution. Moving back outside, those 22-inch wheels hint at the ground clearance we can expect from the inevitable Marchionne-era Ferrari SUV. You'll actually be ahead of the trend.

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You're crazy not to jump on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. After all, as the seller—clearly a Spanish playboy posting the ad from his spectacular villa—claims, "corre muy bien y fuerte" and he has "titulo limpio y en mano."

What else do you even need to know? Pull that trigger now.

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Alex Nunez

NYC native, now in suburban exile. Miami Hurricanes alum. Brown-car evangelist. Beleaguered Knicks fan. Prefers IndyCar to F1. Wants you to stop clogging the left lane, already.