25 Dumb Questions Every Canadian Has Had To Answer

    "What's bagged milk all a-boot? LOLOLOLOL."

    1. "Is it winter year-round?"

    2. "Are you, like, immune to the cold?"

    3. "Why does your milk come in bags? What's that all A-BOOT? HAHAHA."

    4. "Does anything ever happen? Like, is there even crime up there?"

    5. "Do you need a passport to get into Canada?"

    6. "Do you guys celebrate Halloween?"

    7. "Is Christmas the same time for you?"

    8. "Is the Queen your equivalent of a president?"

    9. "Why are your bills so colourful? It looks like monopoly money. HAHAHA"

    10. "Is every kid forced to play hockey growing up?"

    11. "Is everyone always happy?"

    12. "You're from [any Canadian city]. Is that a city? I thought Toronto was the only city."

    13. "Why do you guys say 'eh' at the end of every sentence?"

    14. "Have you ever eaten moose?"

    15. "Do you guys live in igloos? OK I know, I know ...but have you ever been in an igloo?"

    16. "Does Canada even have an army?"

    17. "What the hell is Boxing Day? Do you guys BOX each other? HAHAHA."

    18. "Was your school like Degrassi?"

    19. "Can you get your hands on any drug you want?"

    20. "Have you ever cross-country skied to school?"

    21. "Do the police have cars, or do they only ride horses?"

    22. "What do you mean you've never tried curling???"

    23. "Is Canadian Thanksgiving a real holiday?"

    24. "What do you eat on ~Canadian Thanksgiving~?"

    25. "Oh, you're from [regional Canadian location]. Do you know Steve?"