FIFA 15 releases on September 23rd, and EA Sports has started to reveal the ratings for the top 50 players in the game.

Rio Ferdinand thinks the Manchester United rankings are a joke.

Eden Hazard wants to be taller.

Samri Nasri is personally offended by his speed rating.

One of the best things about modern sports videogames, though, is that player ratings can now fluctuate throughout the year based on a player’s real-life performance. If QPR sneaks into the top half of the standings, maybe Ferdinand will get some love.