Dean McDermott’s tattoo does much more for Tori Spelling than all of her plastic surgeries have.
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We see what they did there.
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“If I did it … I would invest in laser removal.”
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This is what Christopher Walken would look like in an LSD trip, which is probably what inspired this body art in the first place.
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Coming up, the results!
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The only thing creepier than a tattoo of a celebrity? A tattoo of a celebrity’s kid.
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We’ll see who’s winning when this guy applies for a job.
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Please. Every lamb knows any winged creature near Mariah Carey is actually a butterfly, not an owl.
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This Zack Morris really does look ready to attack.
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Oh, come on. A boss would have a straighter bow tie than this.
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This tattoo would make Freddie Mercury sometimes wish he’d never been born at all.
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Sadly, this tattoo was a better life decision than Britney Spears marrying Kevin Federline.
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Oh, there are brains all over the floor! Did I do that?
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Carey Hart is, appropriately, a huge fan of his wife Pink. So naturally, he made her look like an extra on “The Walking Dead.”
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Hulk Hogan hugs an imaginary friend. He named it “Brooke’s Musical Career.”
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“Inception 2: The Hulk Hogan Story”
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Betty White and metal horns? Hell yes. But bursting out of someone’s skin isn’t classy enough for this Golden Girl.
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Somewhere, Biggie is laughing uproariously.
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Why does Prince look like the Prince of Darkness?
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And you belong with a restraining order.
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Only a creep would get a tattoo like this of Thom Yorke. Or of anyone.
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This bovine rendition of Miley Cyrus’ “Wrecking Ball” video is slightly less repulsive than the real thing.
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This fan ink of Robert Pattinson turned out just as well as his relationship with Kristen Stewart.
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This Twihard’s ink is almost as painful to look at as the movies themselves.
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Macaulay Culkin’s face in this tattoo sums it up pretty well.
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UK “X Factor” contestant Frankie Cocozza turned the tables and got a 12-year-old Michael Jackson tattooed on his forearm.
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It’s hard to tell which would be in worse taste: Joe Dirt’s mullet on your skin or an actual mullet on one’s head.
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This Jack Black tattoo is beautifully done … but why?
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