India
Updated : Jul 20, 2014, 09:05 PM IST
Twitter has become the best way any of us can express how we feel. So it was only a matter of time before Indians found a way to express their combined frustration with certain traditions and stereotypes. The hashtag #AccordingToIndians started floating around on Twitter a few days ago, and since then, thousands of people have been tweeting using the viral tag. People basically started using it to explain how things look from the perspective of Indians, hilariously touching on topics like the monsoon, Sachin Tendulkar, arranged marriages, and of course the famous Indian driving sense.
You can't date in high school but you are expected to have kids with a person who u barely know in an arranged marriage #AccordingToIndians
— Dakshey 'DKY' (@theofficialdky) July 20, 2014
#AccordingToIndians the traffic rule is like ------->> pic.twitter.com/Q7epTi0hZI
— Masala Fries (@willowwhimsical) July 18, 2014
#AccordingToIndians It's okay to pee in public but not kiss.
— anjali dugar (@chappan_kilo) July 18, 2014
#AccordingToIndians World is suppose to know Sachin Tendulkar even though if they don't know who the captain of their national game is."
— kaliya (@hassaan_haleef) July 20, 2014
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have an arranged marriage, Waiting for you. #AccordingToIndians pic.twitter.com/DT2vCaAKbf
— Ishan Rana (@A_boy_tweets) July 18, 2014
#AccordingToIndians Gujjus don't go out without thepla.
— Sameer Bharwad (@sameerbharwad) July 20, 2014
#AccordingToIndians you need to check on both the sides while crossing the one way road ??
— Milan vaghela (@DeadMoriarty) July 20, 2014
#AccordingToIndians every car is Maruti, #AccordingToIndians every bike is Honda, #AccordingToIndians every toothpaste is Colgate.
— Narendra Vidja (@narendravidja) July 20, 2014
#AccordingToIndians only marks/grades determine whether you are good enough. Not anything else.
— KaRNsteiger (@karnnan) July 20, 2014
#AccordingToIndians if a boy and girl make eye contact, they MUST get married to each other.
— Life of a Desi (@WeSoDesi) July 18, 2014
#AccordingToIndians if you score 98% and Sharma ji's beti scores 99% then you should probably stop studying because you are totally useless.
— Shashi (@HeyStalkKar) July 18, 2014
#AccordingToIndians you should be virgin and a pro in bed at the same time #SuhagRaat
— Chandni (@Kachchikali) July 18, 2014
Stay away from strangers all your youth and then suddenly sleep with one #AccordingToIndians
— ankita tandon (@ankita_tandon) July 18, 2014
#AccordingToIndians you get pregnant if you kiss.
— Michelle (@MataMissus) July 18, 2014
#AccordingToIndians "Maa Chuda " solves their every problem, gives them immense satisfaction, mental peace and what not.
— KajuBadamChor (@KajuBadamChor) July 18, 2014
We can't kiss in public places but we can pee in public places. #AccordingToIndians.
— Noel A D'souza (@_NDS15) July 18, 2014
#AccordingToIndians Children should only take up engineering or medical as their career option, regardless of what they actually like to bec
— ?? (@Str8tDrive) July 18, 2014
#AccordingToIndians spending money on Dowry is better than spending it on education. #slowclap
— Hashtag Games (@FunWit140) July 18, 2014
#AccordingToIndians, Americans are responsible for their cultural changes.
— Shafana Hussain (@shafanasays) July 18, 2014
@FunWit140 #AccordingToIndians Everyone in the world has to know Who Sachin Tendulkar is! It's a crime if you dont!
— Pranav Trivedi (@pranavt7) July 18, 2014
#AccordingToIndians pic.twitter.com/jcIMmzKMZi
— Dakshey 'DKY' (@theofficialdky) July 20, 2014