THE SAD PLIGHT OF FOREIGN STARS IN SUGAR BELT SIDE

Ayi bangishaya e-Goli bangigcwalisela ayi bangi-solver... Kuse-Goli emsawawa e-Goli emsawawa,” Sangena Gazi singena with one of the tracks e-BOP sisho yona i-Brothers of Peace. Singena on a lovely Saturday and Gazi... yoh kuyabandza these days uva ngisho street kid sitsi ngibuyela ekhaya nakunje... Gagagagagagaga.

It’s been freezing cold Gazi in most parts of the country and our crew members especially laba labakhuluphele ngatsi makati asenkopolo have been telling everyone who cares to listen kutsi nge-winter ngibo labafunwa ma-cherry ngoba avele aphumule kulama-one Pack and laba bema-six packs balala ngendlala. Hahahahaha... Gazi talking of kulala ngendlala, these foreign stars of this sugar belt outfit struggled to keep the wolves off their door last week. Phela indlala Gazi iphose yaba bulala shem bantfwabebantfu. Since the club exhausted all the allocation from the company, which our informed sources told us, ilapha kubo-E400 000 per season, things have not been rosy. Gazi, can you imagine kutsi some teams lakitsi in the Premier League do not even have i-budget ya-E70 000 yet some teams have as much as E400 000 but nayo iyaphela.

Some people are lucky Gazi. But ke these foreign stars whose contracts have just expired Gazi sebavisana buhlungu because i-life is tough Gazi. Phela indlala Gazi as emaswati are wont to say idlisana naku lesingeke sikusho la-phepheni lesive and  the players have had to find an alternative and they started taking the company’s property. Sebadla lomoba wenkapani. Phela when they were caught in the act, the matter was reported to the police by the company security offciers and luckily for them, the officer who handled the matter is their towering defender and teammate.

Wavele wayimbumbudzela lendzaba. Gazi, thank God baphatsi belicembu bashaywa ngunembeza and bought food for the players le-clubhouse but still Gazi i-breakfast kuvele kube ngulomoba la field number M22…er saphose sasho. Tsine nje we want to advise the players to find another team or else babuyele ekhaya kubo. This is not life Gazi kutsi bantfu batodla umoba for breakfast. As they say lemasimini nakukhulunywa kulabo over... Rodger that!
Hahahahahahahahahaha...

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