Dil ka maamla
Sardi ka mahaul tha
Dubke rahte the din raat
Khao piyo aur mauj karo
Fiqr ki na koi baat
Aise mein is dil ne ek din
Baja diya alarm
ECG machine se
Nikla ek lamba sa form
Tedhi medhi lakiron par
Likha tha dil ka haal
Doctor lage ghabraye hue
Hum to the khushhaal
Hospital mein rehna bhi
Ek tajurba hota hai
Khaas taur pe bogus patient
Jab koi bharti hota hai
Lete lete palang par
Milta hai badhiya khana
TV dekho, akhbaar padho
Biwi bhi na kare na na
Sundar, sundar nursen aakar
Letin BP aur temperature
Unhen kya pata ki yeh ‘patient’
Ghoor raha hai maze le kar
Dil hamara sachh mein uchhala
Maari kayi chhalaang
Jab ek sundari aa kar boli
”Chaliye karwa doon snaan”
Biwi ne us nurse ko
Teekhi nazron se dekha
"Chalo utho khud snaan karo"
Kaha kar tauliya hum par phainka
Rae sabhi tandruston ko hai 'Lal' ki
Apne dil par rakho kaabu
Par kabhi kabhi yun mauka paakar
Maze maar lo babu !
A matter of the heart
It was chilly cold winter
I used to remain tucked in a comforter
Eating hot pakodas and samosas
Was a tasty daily matter
Then one day this heart rang an alarm
From ECG machine came out a longish form
The zigzag lines were telling the tale of my heart
Doctors looked scared and got up with a start
Staying in hospital is also fun
Specially if you are admitted
For simply no rhyme or reason
The IVs, pipes and needles scare you a bit
But you must get used to them
And keep control of your wit
Beautiful nurses come regularly
To check your BP and temperature
They do not know the patient has an ogling nature,,
My heart was thrilled and jumped several leaps
When one sweet thing came and said
"Sir, shall I give you a bath?"
My wife looked at her with piercing eyes
And threw the towel on my face
Go and have a bath yourself, said she
This hospital is not such a nice place.
Says ‘Lal’ to every one
"Have control on your heart my friends”
Sending patients to hospitals on holiday
Is now becoming a trend !
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