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65-year-old manager Luiz Felipe Scolari is charged with leading Brazil to World Cup glory this summer, and he’s willing to do anything to give his players an edge. That includes banning them from having acrobatic sex on the night before World Cup matches.

“The players can have normal sex during the World Cup. Usually normal sex is done in balanced way, but there are certain forms, certain ways and others who do acrobatics. We will put limits and survey the players.”

To be fair, some of Brazil’s biggest stars are awfully acrobatic on the pitch.

(Thanks to Fox Soccer and AFP Brazil for bringing this to our attention.)