Poll dance: BJP battle cry Modi-fied

BJP battle cry Modi-fied

Har har Modi, ghar ghar Modi has been banned by the RSS as you may know. This happened after a complaint from one of the Shankaracharyas. Which one? Interestingly enough, Dwarka, in Gujarat. The saint was upset that a holy slogan is being twisted for Modi. When even Gujaratis feel the deification of NaMo is getting out of hand, we know something is wrong. The word Namo itself is also religious, and means “to bow down before” in Gujju. Modi has been delighted to be called that all these years, and is personally upset that Har har Modi (which he approved of earlier) is now banned. So sad.

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Meanwhile in UP, Samajwadi Party chieftain Yo Yo Mulayam Singh has realised who is winning this election: him.

After coining the brilliant slogan Dar dar Modi to frighten voters, Yo Yo has turned his rapping talents to augury. “You just see the map of the country… Third front is the strongest and Congress is the weakest due to its autocratic functioning. After elections Third Front will emerge victorious and form the next government at the Centre.” To prepare for this imminent victory, Yadav is contesting the elections from Azamgarh, the abode of peace.

Poll of polls (average of all opinion polls to date)

NDA 220 UPA 125 BJP 198 Cong 100

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